this and I have a feeling she may not be familiar with the term “party foul” since she claims she has 1. Never received a moving traffic violation, and 2 she has only been drunk once.

A co-worker of mine, Brad, is getting married on the 30^th and rightfully so we had his bachelor party last night. A group of 18 guys all met at a local bowling ally / bar to watch UFC 98 fights, (SPOILER: Hughes own and Machida dominates) to get to know each other, and grab a few drinks before we head out. After an amazing ending to the fight we all piled into a school bus to visit Brad’s extensively researched listed of strip clubs.

To keep the party going a huge red cooler was filled with beer and place on the bus. A beer bong affectionatly named the “Boob tube” was used to speed the process of going from drunk to stupid. This beer bong had a huge plastic boob at the end (click the link to see a picture). The only way to drink from it was to latch on to the large nipple open your throat and drink up. Most everyone took their turn on the boob, I passed. Knowing my limits and it only being 1730 I figured I would enjoy the night more if I held off for a bit longer. One poor guy wasn’t as smart. Let’s say this guy’s name was Jeff. He eagerly slammed his drink from the large titty and then proceeded to be a gentleman by taking his turn holding the funnel for his friend. I am not sure if it was the movement from the bus or if he had drunk too much but Jeff started to look pretty ill. Unable to let go of the beer bong (a good man never waste beer) there was no way for him to open a window. Instead, poor Jeff spewed frothy brown vomit all over his friend. Brown spew cover this guys pants, white shirt, white hate, and face. He even did an excellent job of painting several windows. Now that I think of it, I feel worse for the bus driver .. poor Russell.

Throughout the night we were reminded of this epic party foul by the putrid smell. All of us laughed till we cried, well, everyone except Jeff and his friend. Congratulations Brad! Hope you guys have a great time in Mexico getting married.

If you want further laughs follow THIS link to watch videos of people puking everywhere. Ahhh I love youtube.